An Oaty Biscuit, is the act of wearing a condom during sexy time with your partner and crumbling a biscuit over the condom. You then proceed to go down on said partner and make "Sweet Love" or "Fucking" in your preferred position.
Did you hear about David Rich giving Alexus Flip an oaty biscuit last Thursday!?
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A group of friends that are awkward, amazing and original . Free thinking people who live for each others friendship.
Those guys are so weird.
-Yeah that's just the biscuit club.
The kid at school who sat in front of you in class. Looks like they’ve slept in their school uniform, still got sleep in their eyes (eye bogies), hair sticking up like they haven’t brushed it in a while and also smells of biscuits, in particular McVities Digestives. Most popular times were the 1980’s.
K***n is a right Biscuit Kid.
A mayonnaise biscuit is when an a gay male, during anal sex, cums into the rectum of the other gay male. The male who did the cumming, the proceeds to eat the cum out of the other butt-hole. (Oh and during this entire process Wham's greatest hits is playing in the back ground.) Typically an original Mayonnaise biscuit is done by an older gay male into a Twink but a "Lite Mayonnaise Biscuit" may be fulfilled when said Twink ejaculates into the older males butt-hole and then eats it.
Did you see the smile
On him today?! Robert totally ate a mayonnaise biscuit out of Noah annihilated Twink ass last night!!
Noah came into work all smiles today! Must've convinced Old Man Robert to let him get a "Lite Mayonnaise Biscuit" in last night before Noah was tucked into bed with "warm milk."
1) A ridiculously good goal.
2) Anything in off the bar.
3) That volley by Tony Yeboah.
"He's a fat bastard but that was a classical biscuit"
Group stand around a biscuit and wank over it, last one to cum has to eat it.