jerk store

what you say to someone being a jerk

"Jerk Store called, they want you back"

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Jerk Bag

Some one who is exceptionally rude. A liar, a cheater, and completely inconsiderate. A combination of jerk and douche bag.

S.a.o: So he cheated on me, is married and has two kids that he lied to me about!

K.m.r: OMG! He is such a jerk bag!

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Jerk Hole

Insult calling someone the shape you make with your hand when jerking off.

"Suck it, Jerk Hole!"

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jerk face

A cutsie dumb silly way of calling someone a smart ass.

me: is your car out there
Dan: no my car isn't out there, the snow truck plowed it.
Me: quit being a jerk face.

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jerk wad

1. The results of jerking off
2. jism
3. cum

"Piss-off Jerk Wad"
"John is such a Jerk Wad"
"Why does he act like such a Jerk Wad"

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smirk-and-jerk

(v.) to roll one's eyes whilst concurrently simulating (male) masturbation , used whenever one encounters absolute douche-baggery or ridiculous-ness.

"I was TOTALLY pulling a smirk-and-jerk as my ex was telling me over the phone how he didn't miss me at all when my phone's missed call log proved otherwise."

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Combat Jerk

The act of masturbating while in close proximity to an un-knowing individual.

Conor, Dude i was totally combat jerking and my mom almost caught me...

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