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E&J Brandy, preferred definition and drink of homeless drunks.
I just got paid, time to buy a fifth of Easy Jesus!
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When one makes a statement, that depending on listener’s faith and devotion to Christianity, can instigate anger and castigation.
Brandon and Laura stormed out of my apartment after Clay told them that the Virgin Mary was only a virgin because of a mistranslation from Hebrew to Greek which really pushed their jesus button.
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Jesus martinez is a person who is a Savage, dont trust no one, and/or a person who is smart and cute.
Everyone is in love with that new boy name jesus martinez he is a real cholo.
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Something (or someone) either super awesome, super sexy, or super ... greasy
"He was so greasy that he slid right off the cross and into our hearts"
"Greased Jesus is on my side tonight"
"That hat is ugly, and she paid 40 dollars for it. It's ridiculous. Greased Jesus would not approve."
"He sneaks around your room at night...except he just sort of slides around on the floor...unfortunately, he's too greasy to do much.
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Funniest looking fucker in the rap game, claims to be hood as fuck in his music videos (bragging about his "gang" and guns), yet in an interview shortly after Drill time he said he's legit as fuck and doesn't do anything illegal, but talks about his friend nearly going to prison, which doesn't count for fuck all
"Fam, look at this kid called Slim Jesus"
"Oh my days fam, he looks like he's called Skittles"
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Thought to have been named after the actual farts that the Lord Jesus Christ was reported to have made on many occasions. A fart having a fragrant aroma not disimilar to that of summer berries with a hint of coriander and wood smoke.
Mmmm, smells like the fart of jesus.
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According to Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update team (Jimmy Fallon and Tiny Fay), "jesus horses" are defined in the following excerpt: "A Supreme Court in Geaorgia ruled that high school biology teachers were permitted to continue using the term 'evolution' when teaching their classes. However as a compromise, they must now refer to dinosaurs as 'jesus horses'."
My son Timmy loves to learn about jesus horses. His favorite jesus horse is the T-Rex.
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