k-day

K-day or kiloversary refers to the day when someone or something is an even multiple of 1000 days old. Such as: when someone is 35 years, 7 months and 3 days old they can celebrate their 13th k-day or kiloversary.

I used WolframAlpha to figure out what my k-day is.

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K Scrub

A hairy lima beast. A 7th grader with a moustache. A man who I first knew by his streaks. A 7ve that would steal your girlfriend at any moment. A guy as shady as a shadow. Just your local drug dealer.

K scrub lives in new lenox

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The 'k' Trap

When having a conversation with someone via text message and you happen to piss that person off so bad that they only reply with the letter 'k' for 2 or more messages. Note: One may use 'K.' for more effect.

Tom: Did she forgive you last night?

Jeff: Nah, I got caught in the 'k' trap

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K Suave

Certified thot-slayer 🗡💞
The horniest rapper to ever walk this planet.

Shawty: “What’s some great music to bang to?“
Bf: “Let’s listen to K Suave, he makes space sex music!”

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The Barb K

Getting railed by three men simultaneously, all of which are named mike.

"Man that girl straight up got The Barb K last night!!!! She ain't gon walk right for a week nigga!!"

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k doks

okie dokie; okay
basically a Approval; agreement

person a: ill see you later
person b: k doks

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special K

Also known as ketamine. It's a mind boggling drug, usually used on horses. Makes you feel like you are unable to control your body and thoughts.

Also a song by Placebo

"Just like special K, you take my breath away!" - Placebo (sorry couldnt think of anything better)

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