the black keys

a shitty band that everyone hates

“ay spencer, fuck the black keys!”
“fuck you marisa.”

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visual kei

A form of Japanese music that focuses heavily on a very ugly drag queen-esque look. Many vk fans may call this "Gothic" and the music "rock".
Fans usually are females who love the look of the band members, so they like the music. Many VK bands sound the same.
Some VK bands are Duel Jewel, Malice Mizer, Psycho Le Mu, BLOOD.
The only good vk band is Dir En Grey, and that's because they no longer look like tranvestites.

That 38 year old woman only likes visual kei because she thinks the guys are hot. >:(

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alicia keys

lol she is dead. big deal

"alicia keys died"
"Lol"

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Tsukishima Kei

A literally trash human who doesn't deserve rights. Stupid four-eyes. Just suck it up and stop being so mean.

Person 1: Hey, who's Tsukishima Kei?

Educated person: Oh, him? He's a little twink who has no logical understanding of common sense.

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turn the key

Start somebody's motor by cranking on their shaft (a.k.a., penis shaft)

She really knows how to turn the key. I got hard instantaneously.

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jingling the keys

refers to the act of 'jerking it'.

Person: "So...do you like jingling the keys?"

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Skeleton Key

To insert your finger in someone's asshole without using lubricant.

I need to take my girlfriend to the pharmacy to buy Advil because I skeleton keyed her... but first I need to wash my finger. While I'm there, I'd better buy lubricant for next time.

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