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A large animal rescue organization known for burning down a house full of cats.
Wow, I can’t believe someone would let a house with 60 cats burn down only to have around 30 of them die. That must have been the Last Chance Cat Ranch.
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Godsend of a song by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers that super-personifies "the last toke".
excerpt & interpretation from mary jane's last dance:
SHE MOVED DOWN HERE,
AT THE AGE OF 18,
SHE BLEW THEM BOYS AWAY,
WAS MORE THAN THEY'D SEEN.
the indiana boys' first toke
I WAS INTRODUCED AND WE BOTH STARTED GROOVIN'.
Tom's (?) first toke
SHE SAID I DIG YA BABY BUT I GOT TO BE MOVIN,
ON.
KEEP MOVIN' ON.
he liked it because it treated him well
eventually, though, he has to give it up:
LAST DANCE WITH MARY JANE,
ONE MORE TIME TO KILL THE PA-AIN.
come on
I FEEL SUMMER CREEPIN' IN,
AND I'M,
TIRED OF THIS TOWN AGA-AIN.
kind of confusing personification. here's my guess:
"summer"=best time of the year; most comfortable weather
therefore "summer" is the euphoric high, slowing "creeping" into his system
"town"=could be a lot of things:
1) the boring indiana town, whose boredom he escapes through smoking, however, more likely:
2) the "down" state; not being high (could be an anagram?)
that should get you guys started. this is taking forever and i have class. figure the rest out on your own.
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When someone cancels on you last minute with a weak excuse. Very common among flaky people.
Scenario 1:
Brent "Hey Becki I'm almost there."
Becki "Oh sorry Brent, I can't hangout anymore. I have to go shopping with my friends mum"
Brent "Damn it Becki why do you always pull this last minute cancel bullshit!"
Scenario 2:
John"Oh hey Emily, I thought you were going out tonight?"
Emily"Nat pulled some last minute cancel bullshit on me. Said she had to wait in for her sisters parcel!"
John"Well that sucks, sorry mate"
1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.
2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation.
The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/
While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!
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A website hosting usually funny text. The format of a post goes by area code then the text. It is organized similar to FML, LOLCATS, Failbook, and MLIA
A typical "texts from last night"
(573):
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
(636):
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
(573):
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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One of the most unappreciated, yet amazing, youtube phenominoms. The main and singular component of this video is the song "Last Train to Awesome Town".. and the video itself is about just that. Also, five different types of nachos are definitely the way-to-go according to this video. Totally an under the radar hit
Last Train to Awesome Town is one of my favorite songs ever; who doesnt want five different types of nachos?
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A burger that comes with jicama!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Last of the Mo-Jicama Burger, it comes with jicama!"
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