Zelda's second worst nightmare
P1: What's Zelda's worst nightmare?
P2: A gay Link?
P1: Close, but not quite there. That's her second worst nightmare.
A link that can send one on a complete tailspin of internet reading. Typically a wikipedia, documentary, or political event reading spree.
Dude, that URL to a transgender kickboxer was a total tailspin link!
Today, May 6th is the national day of linking with your friends or family. Be sure to honor this special day by linking with the G’s
Kyle: “Shalom my guys. When are we gonna link G?”
Me: “May 6th is national linking day. Lets link then”
When someone doesn't click on a link for fear of opening a website containing a virus.
Dave: What was that link in that email you sent me yesterday?
Mike: It was a link to our wedding website.
Dave: Oh, I didn't click on it because I have link clicking aversion.
Mike: It said in the subject line that it was our wedding website and the email came from me. What is wrong with you?
Dave: I have a problem, I'm seeing someone
When a woman decides to take part in the act of masturbation. The "link" is the finger of the female and the "pink" is the vagina. The finger and the vagina link together/go inside each other. Thus creating a "Pink Link."
"Hey Amanda I'm going to do the pink link"
"Okay Brittney just wash your hands afterwards."
On internet discussion and debate forums, a form of argumentum ad lapidem or argument of the stone used in response to another poster to dismiss that posters argument without review or consideration. Generally, this is done in response to posts that contain links to material that supplement, explain, and support the points of the poster providing the links. The responding poster has no valid argument for the material linked and dismisses it without review of the merits of the material.
His argument was shredded and all he could do was post Link War.
Into the Night could not respond intelligently to the post so he dismissed it all by declaring it was a Link War.
When you’ve been fucking too long for it not to be sneaky anymore.
Bro, I thought Mater was your sneaky link? We’re more exclusive now bro, Mater is my keepy link.
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