Lit log

A log that is lit. Therefore a log on fire.

Dude I just lit a log. Damn, that log is burning up.

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Dirty Log

the act of male masturbation or recieving head while sitting on the toilet defecating and at climax the male turns around and ejaculates on the fecis.

Wow, i really got to shit. I think i'll go crank out a dirty log.

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Combat Log

leaving the game while in combat resulting in a penalty when you join back.

Trevor got a combat log because he was such a pussy to die in that fighting game.

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Yule Log

Occurring on Christmas eve, when a man and a woman have anal sex, when the man is about to nut, the woman takes a shit, and the man cums all over and inside the shit, creating a yule log appearance.

I gave Susie the yule log last Christmas eve.

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log jam

Any social setting (bar, party, etc.) where the majority attending are male. The few girls in attendance have two or more males vying for attention – a log jam!

I went to ladies night at the bar last night. There were only three girls - a log jam.

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Log off

Another term for back off. Used in today's age due to the amount of technology.

Dude, log off, you're totally in my space.

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Lincoln Log

The sexual act of putting on a top hat, beard, and mole while taking a poo on the chest of your partner forming a small house.

Tyler gave Thiago a mean lincoln log last night.

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