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A statement which you respond to by saying "IN THE ASS"! You can also initiate the conversation yourself by telling someone that Jesus loves them. After hesitating a bit, you can add the additional "IN THE ASS" part to the end of your statement.
"Jesus loves you... IN THE ASS!"
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Manipulation. A simple way to push your religion on people who don’t give a flying fuck about your book club.
*someone chilling and being themselves (typically people who are lgbtq)*
“Jesus loves you”
A phrase used when someone wants to share the love of Jesus Christ, it is important to use this phrase in the correct context as some may become offended.
I've seen a lot of sorry and disrespectful definitions so I thought I would do the phrase justice, I might get downvoted for this but as the scriptures say "If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you." (John 15:18-19).
-Hi, how has your day been
-Not very good
-Oh, I hope it gets better, Jesus loves you.
-Thank you
Claiming to love someone but breaking up per message at the same moment.
Rachel did a I love you moment.
The worse version of “I love you” without the “I” the saying is meaningless. Basically like saying you don’t love someone enough to type out the whole phrase too. It hurts my soul when people say this to me. Just put the “I”. Please.
You- “I love you”
Your S/O- “love you too”
You*thinking*- damn that hurt
bigger than infinity squared, bigger than infinity to the power of infinity, bigger than anything ever
my love for you
A game often played by couples, usually without an end, wherein they go back and forth, claiming to love each other more than the other. Should one party win, they receive head from the loser
“Hey, I beat Sara in the ‘I love you more’ game”
“How on earth did you do that?”
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