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Main Line Mom

Main Line Moms are overattentive, overinvolved, pampered, prissy JAP-spawning machines. They'll fight tooth and nail for their kids to get undeserved As and not just because they do all their school projects for them. They hire tutors for $80/hour when their kids get an A-, shuttle their kids and their lacrosse equipment and golden retrievers around in their Landrovers, and know all the gossip about their kids' classmates before they do. Main Line moms peak at college admissions and Bar/Bat Mitzvah seasons. They tread the line between passive-aggressive and aggressive-aggressive and if you're skeptical, try Nordstrom Petites during the semi-annual sale or getting a parking spot in Suburban Square. They adore gays but they lock their car doors when they see a black person. A true Main Line Mom keeps an immaculate home and garden, but only because of the coterie of immigrant gardeners, house-cleaners, and babysitters they employ. Main Line moms know that they deserve the world and so do their kids. And they won't let you forget it.

Lower Merion High School Student 1: My mom found out from Laura Cooper's mom who heard from Robin Goldfarb's mom that Rachael Silverberg gave Jake Weinstein head under the table at Adam Rubin's bar mitzvah.

Lower Merion High School Student 2: OMG, the Main Line Mom gossip network is out of control.

by xoxo_MLgg December 6, 2009

151๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Main Character Energy

A person that unintentionally lives, breathes, and is like the protagonist in a story or series.

A1: ".... and these two guys liked me in high school and I didn't know what to do!"
B1:" wow, that's some main character energy, you are the main character in an anime"

by Mangogo November 8, 2020

58๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Main Street Muffin

When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually.

She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor with a batch of banana nut dough all over her face and titties.

by Uncle Tyler September 22, 2006

49๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Main Street Magic

1. pr.n. A group of young musicians, popular in the early 1980's, characterized by their outlandish poly/sequinned costumes, feminine dancing and their use of the medley format to squeeze as many songs as possible into a short time frame. Also known for using funk/fusion horn lines in basic country songs. Generally considered to be ahead of their time.|| MSM, MainStreetMagic.
2. n. A back alley B.J.

"Yo man, Main Street Magic can rock it deep in da funk pocket fo' a bunch a punk-ass bitches, now Ima go git me some real Main Street Magic!"

by JnglKng April 14, 2005


Main Character Syndrome

When you envision yourself as the main character of the movie version of your life, highlighting the parts of yourself that would make you unique or likable. This syndrome focuses on the self more than any other person, much how movies or television have a story primarily based on one character.

Cindy has main character syndrome and am constantly imagining herself as the title role in the movie version of her life: THE UNTOLD CINDY STORY.

Cameron Diaz has main character syndrome in The Holiday when she keeps envisioning movie trailer versions of her life, with herself as the title role.

by retromermaid January 5, 2018

136๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Main Character Powers

A lead actor's ability to survive near death encounters. Mainly used to keep star performers alive for the climax of the plot. Blatantly used and overdone in horror films.

Maeve: Noooo, don't go in that dark alley!!!

Liam: It's fine silly goose, she has main character powers.

by POMBTTIAR July 25, 2011

20๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jager-Ash mains

Toxic people that have been through a lot in rainbow six siege. Both are sad that they lost their acogs.

Damn those Jager-Ash mains sure miss their acogs

by Dude Where's My JUUL May 9, 2019

24๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž