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A place where when you hear it, you think it's fake.
And then... yeah.
It's real.
Hey, this new guy lives in the... Heard Island and McDonald Islands?
It's when you walk into the bedroom wearing size 13 or larger boots and rocking a 'fro. You shove one of the boots up her pussy until she starts bleeding, then you dip your nose in until it's fully red, tickle her with your 'fro. Finally, you get up and as you're about to walk away you remind her to stay happy by yelling out "Smiles are free, bitch!!!". Then you walk away.
Kevin: how did that little skank Alex like your gift?
Guido: I spent the money on booze instead, then I went over to her place and gave her a Ronald McDonald.
Kevin: wow, you've really gona the extra mile with this bitch huh?
Guido: yah, she's lucky to have someone as thoughtful as me. Who else would do the Ronald McDonald sex move on that whore.
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Shouted insult: Your Mum Works at McDonalds.
This is often accompanied by a series of symbolic hand gestures representing the Y M W and M.
You loser! Your Mum Works at McDonalds!
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When an employee is taking a woman's order, and a man appears at the window.
Order taker- "That woman was very nice!"
Cashier- "that was definitely a guy at the window.."
Order taker- "He must have gotten the McDonald's sex change on his way to the window!"
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Geran Mcdonals Herbst is probably one of the nicest guys you will ever meet in you entire life. He is really down to earth and any girl's dream guy. He has awesome taste in music, and is someone you can talk to for hours without getting tired of the conversation. He really is an amazing guy.
Girl 1: "he is really perfect"
Girl 2: "you must be talking about Geran Mcdonald Herbst"
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No- but good use of division, teach.
Does McDonalds Sell Cheeseburgers raW?
No. Teach, plS STOP
Used to describe someone who is an incompetent or incapable of doing a particular thing correct; In simpler terms: A useless idiot.
You got a 54 on the math test?! You McDonald's reject off the streets!!
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