The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.
girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!
A child; a kid; un hijo, mini you, a toddler, etc.
Fuck man! My mini human made a mess!
The fear of small circular stickers.
“What phobias do you have?”
“Dawg, I got mad mini pittakionotrypophobia..”
A small grey creature with reflective eyes that looks remarkably like its cousin the raccoon when it is rarely seen.
My god, did you see that Mini Shnuffla go by?!
mini myr is the best dawg. I don’t know any other mini like her. aha broski.
omg, I love mini myr. She’s my favourite person ever.
A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.
Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.