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It’s when you wake up with your relatives dick on your head
“I went to see my cousins for a few nights, and they gave me a Mississippi hat.”
The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.
You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster
When you perform sexual intercourse with a partner while watching college game day.
Hey babe, get up, gameday is on. It’s time for a Mississippi sunrise
When you shit on someone’s stomach and push it down with a tennis racket
I’m going to give him a Mississippi hot waffle
When you are having anal sex and you pull out and jizz on their face. Then use your cox like a paint brush spreading the jizz and truffle butter on their face.
I gave my old lady a mississippi mud mask and now she got pink eye.
The act of which a person dips their balls into a person's mouth that is filled with Kool-Aid.
I was bored today, so I decided to do a Mississippi Bird Bath with my girlfriend.
Steve woke up to find a Mississippi street light on his lawn.