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The act of spitting chewing tobacco juices upon a females toes in order to lubricate them to stick your penis in between them repeatedly.
My sister was horny so I gave her the ol’ Mississippi tootsie tickler.
ten niggers hanging from a tree
that redneck strung up a mississippi windchime in his backyard
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Sucking a fart out someone’s ass and holding it like a bong hit.
Matt is turned on when he gives Deb a Mississippi Rose, he likes the sounds she makes gagging.
Removal of long-hairs on legs with cum substituted for wax.
That girl in line in front of me at the DMV was in need of a good Mississippi Leg Wax, them things looked like Chewbacca.
When you are fucking a racist white woman and your dick to big you brake her spine by slamming into her pussy because she called you a nigger
man I was fucking bubba's wife, but she's in the hospital.
Why?
I gave that bitch the Mississippi back brace
When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.
Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap
Mississippi pearl drop- is when an oyster is inserted halfway into an anus, fully dressed(horseradish/hot sauce/squeezed lemon) then sucked out by the partners mouth. This MUST be done in a timely manner.
Damn did you see that chick last night doing a Mississippi Pearl Drop at the corner of Zimple and Broadway?