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The Liquid Monkey was a bar located at 105 Murray street. It housed many all ages punk shows in the late 1990s. Sound system was kind of crappy, and the place itself was dirty and shabby looking on the second floor. Despite all that, my Liquid Monkey memories are happy ones.
Sadly, the Liquid Monkey is now defunct. 105 Murray street is now an empty building, which is moe, very moe.
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A military excersize. Done by grabbing your ankles and squating over and over again.
Well wut the fuck ru waiting for get down and give me some Monkey fucker!
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When a person who has the habitus of a monkey hugs you in bed and wraps their tail (i.e. free leg) around you. Very warming, like an electric blanket.
On cold nights, my boo monkey cuddles me, and I feel toasty and horny.
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n. an assistant or apprentice to a mechanic and, by extension, any lackey or lesser being in any endeavor.
1) Look at all the stinking grime in there. I am not touching that!
No sweat. The wheelnut monkey will handle it. Don't let him wear gloves.
2) Get the wheelnut monkey to read these documents and talk to the press about them.
Okay Mr President. I'll get Mr. Biden right on it.
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An awkward neighbor or boyfriend/girlfriend in your dorm who invites himself/herself to meals, parties, and other social events. Ass monkeys attach themselves to specific groups or individuals by seeing that other individuals are able to invite themselves to events but still be welcomed companions.
Sketchball A: We need to go out the side door. If we don't your ass monkey will come with us to dinner.
Sketchball B: Tru that 'ho. I don't want my ass monkey fucking up my Pimp Committee.
Mutual Friend of Sketchballs A and B: I swear Sketchball B. If your ass monkey comes to one more meal with us I'm going to jump off a bridge.
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A trained monkey that acts as your servant, catering for all your needs. Also Simian servant
"Would you like a can of Stella? The monkey butler will get it. Oi, monkey..."
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A loved one who is like a giant teddy bear but acts like a monkey at times.
Andrew is such a monkey bear. I love him very much.
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