Brandons Mother

Brandon Smiths mother is a MILFF ❤

Brandon's mother has a big batty which makes Brandons mother milf

Yellow Mother

1. A Yellow Mother is somebody who is scared to commit to an action.

2. The term Yellow Mother is equivalent to the term “pus*y”

Man, He’s such a yellow mother. He wouldn't even ask her out!

mother gay

A motherly gay male

Charlie is such a mother, he's basically mother gay!

mother trista

bears mommy

person 1: wow is that trista?
bear: yes its my mother trista

gnarly mother

A male in their 40's that must have 2 of the following traits,

1. Must be missing at least 2 teeth(one must be in the front).
2. Does not have to don a mullet.
3. Facial hair must be present(hair should not be trimmed since highschool).
4. Has either owned/operate a meth lab.
5. Tattos on neck/head.
6. Has a permanent tan.
7. Works for some type of construction company in Pa. Prefers the masonry/concrete field.

Shawn "Dude I was at Wal-mart last night and there was this gnarly mother in line buying some sudafed."
Brett "He was probably smurphing for the season."

Mother’s Teet

3 or more people with heightened levels of self loathing each pour a Four Loko into a vessel, ideally a bucket, upon which time each individual uses a bendy straw to collectively chug the contents in as little time as possible

Last weekend we got together and did Mother’s Teet in the backyard

Greek mother

A vicious monster that has a powerful weapon called the pantofla and it's looking for lazy kids that don't eat their fasolakia

Eat your food or the greek mother will come and kick your ass