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When you finish a bowl of weed from your pipe and the ashes get sucked into your mouth.
The bowl was cashed, but I kept hitting it and got shit in the mouth.
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When a chic cannot talk because she is sucking on a dick.
"She can't talk at the moment, she has cockin mouth real bad"
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When someone is asleep with his or her mouth open, and you place your cock in his or her mouth and let them wake up to a mouthful of cock. Surprise! It is also possible to ejaculate in the open mouth and allow them to wake up with a foul taste. Ideally, both should be done to achieve full effect of the surprise. Not only will they realize the foul taste in their mouth is semen, but they also see that it is from your cock.
"Julian fell asleep with his mouth open again in his dorm room. I set his alarm clock and waited for an hour, but it was worth it to give him a morning mouthful. Man was he mad, especially since he's straight."
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Once a band that were critically bashed for having catchy, if not downright cheesy, "tunes" like All Star and I'm a Believer, Smash Mouth are now hated for spreading the coronavirus across the godforsaken USA as a result of performing before a large packt crowd (a crowd without masks or social distancing) at the Sturgis Biker Rally back in August.
Somebody once told me
The virus was baloney
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was feeling kinda numb
With a burning in the lungs
And I said I don't think that it's COVID
Well the chills start coming
And they don't stop coming
Feelin' short of breath
Like I just went running
Didn't make sense to stay home
No fun
Instead went out
Infected everyone
So much to touch
So much to lick
So what's wrong with my little droplets
You'll never know if you don't test
Why do I feel pain in my chest?
Hey now
We're contagious
We're in Sturgis
No mask
Hey now
You're a biker
We're all sharing
One flask
This is worse than the flu
I'll be seeing you in the ICU
- Smash Mouth killing it in Sturgis with their hit song All Star. Fuck that COVID shit!
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Nickname given to Marvel anti-hero Deadpool
Deadpool? That fucker is a merc with a mouth.
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A bitch with huge fucking teeth and a voice that sounds like a pack a wild Native American horses dry humping
That bitch Evan is such a donkey mouth
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A girl who walks like she has a stick up her hiney and has excessive poopy in her mouth. If you find a wild poopy-mouth please report to the Anti-Poopy Foundation (1-800-Poop-On-You). Also known as "Ashley".
Dayummnn! It's poopy-mouth! Niggas back up
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