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Pleasuring one's self with knowledge; usually with assistance from a textbook, pencil, calculator,and/or pocket protector.
John got a detention when his physics teacher caught him nerding-off in the bathroom in the chapter on quantum mechanics. This was the first sexual assault of a physics book ever recorded.
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A crush on someone that developed because of admiration for the person's skill/talent/intellectual abilities etc. Often used by straight(er) people to clarify that crushes of the same gender are more or less platonic.
"I have such a huge nerd crush on our prof"
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A derogatory term for self-important tech start-up type people. Meant to convey both nerdiness and pompousness
Some nerd toucher taped me on the subway with his google glass.
this damn nerd toucher wouldn't shut up about his company's seed funding round
I'm sick of these fucking nerd touchers' damn google buses blocking the stop.
A Rust nerd is someone who thinks of Rust as the only good programming language and that it is the future of all computers and operating systems.
They would die to protect Ferris the crab on online forums.
These damn Rust nerds valorously protect binary bloat.
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A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.
*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?
The act of two or more nerds engaging in activities which can often only be achieved properly by nerds.
Nerd 1: Hey, do you want to nerd it up tonight?
Nerd 2: Yeah, I've been longing for a good game of chess!
Someone who is obsessed with the Harry Potter book/movie series . Also know as a book boy.
Emily:"Gabe is such a hairy nerd"
Makaela:"Yeah that makes him a book boy.