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We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.
You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.
Urban Nine a guy who fucks you in your sleep
Man bro it felt like Urban Nine was inside me
A name given by players of Magic: The Gathering to nine incredibly rare cards printed primarily in Alpha, Beta, and Unlimited known as Ancestral Recall, Black Lotus, Mox Emerald, Mox Jet, Mox Pearl, Mox Ruby, Mox Sapphire, Timetwister and Time Walk. These cards are widely considered the most powerful cards in the game, but are however illegal in every tournament format except for Vintage in which they are Restricted and therefore cannot contain more than one copy. Common attempts by Magic: The Gathering creators have been made to replicate the abilities possessed by Power Nine cards, but for a larger price to pay and/or for less effect- which further contributes to why these cards are considered so valuable. The five mana-producing Mox cards belonging to the Power Nine are commonly referred to as ‘The Moxen’ alongside the four other Power Nine. Although more ‘Mox’ cards were created, as were more additional turn spells in alignment with ‘Time Walk’, no others were later considered additional members of The Power Nine.
Joshua possesses every existing card from The Power Nine- I want to be like him!
Making 100,000,000 to 999,999,999
Me: Bro this guy makes Nine Figures but he does nothing good.
Mate: atleast i make more than you.
This web-comic has ruined my life.
Will definitely fuck you up.
Has hot man tho, and an ugly cat.
Nine stones has destroyed my life. I love it.
A comic that breaks your mind but makes you enjoy it.
You will question being a Masochist.
It has good looking guys, a ugly cat and rat.
Nine Stones really fucked me up man.
mix nined is when YG throw you to his dirty smelly trashcan, no...if he throw you to his dungeon at least if you try to makes connection here and there you still have some gigs. If it's his trashcan, you'll get cock blocked and ignored for lyfe.
'oh god look at CL, she got Mix Nined by YG'