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We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.
You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.
It's a 69, but where you fist each other.
Billy and I fisty-nine'd each other so hard, I couldn't feel my prostate for days.
Too capture and contest an objective in a video game and then jump off at the last second.
We were gonna win until warren started cloud nining.
You and your partner each pick a can of chewing tobacco, then place a “rip” inside each others inner lip.
Hey girl, you tryna Ripsty-Nine in my Ford Ranger?
When you are kissing your partner while their cock throbs against your head.
When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.
Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."
Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"
Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."
Guy2 : "Oh shit."
When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.
Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."
Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"
Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."
Guy2 : "Oh shit."