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"This drawer is too small for my alabama slammer"
"I watched her sit on her alabama slammer and then I could see her tonsils"
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The act of when a girl and her two male cousins perform a stunt in which they try to lift her up with nothing but their erect penises.
Cletus: Howdy fellur, i gave my cousin christine an Alabama Forklift with Leeroy on sunday,
Fellur: Well aint that dandy, i tried that with my Mom, snapped my dick in two.
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The act of body slamming a hoe while in a hug position with your d in her anus
Dude .. I gave this girl the alabama slamma last night
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Someone who has sex with an underaged girl then blames Jesus when caught.
The Alabama Republican received more votes than his opponent since justifying the statatory rape with a bible verse.
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Alabama Salad is the act of taking a shit in a gaped asshole and eating it out
Randy tossed an alabama salad to his dead puppy
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when an alabama boy cums in his sister and calls out altar ackbar as he cums
man I gave my sister an alabama ackkbar
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When something is expected or unexpectedly inserted into your colon or rectum.
Ted-"John gave me a hug today and slipped in an Alabama thankyou."
Bob-" Is that a good or a bad thing?"
Ted- "Honestly,liked it."
Bob-" My doctors worried about my colon, so he scheduled me for an Alabama Thankyou next week. Should I be worried?"
Ted-"Na sounds like fun!"
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