Broke boy condom

When your broke so you use a king size snickers bar wrapper that you found on the street in place of condom.

I got snicker stank dick after using a broke boy condom on my mom last night.

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glow in the dark condoms

what gay guys use to play Light Sabers

gay guy1: ..i got glow in the dark comdons and black lights..wanna play light sabers?

gay guy2: okay!

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Lincolnshire sausage condom

The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom or the (L.S.C) is when your at that crucial moment at home with a female where your about to get your Freak on Then She Turns and Says 'have u got a condom' so without ruining that moment (because you used all your condoms last weekend) you go to the fridge find one of your mums Lincolnshire Sausages she was planning on using for Breakfast,Scrape the meat out the middle then use the skin as a back up condom.. Bang away Bang.

(Gav) Totally had to use the L.S.C trick last nite man!
(Steve)Whats that?
(Gav) The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom..Take one of our Fine Homemade Sausages take out the meat in the middle and use it as a reserve rubber!
(Steve) that shit works??
(Gav) yeah man.. you cant let that bitch get away with the have you got a condom trick.

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fuck in my condom

it's the same with "walk in my shoes"

--Dude, it sucks! I lose my job!
--Not a big a deal. Can you lend me one grand?
--Try to fuck in my condom!
--You mean try to walk in your shoes?

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south carolina condom

The act of placing a large topped bottle or jar inside of a woman's pussy then fucking her then peeing in the bottle/jar and finally closing the lid. If she is very loose down there you may duck tape the bottle into the vaginal cavity.

I was worried about getting evan pregnant and i didnt have a condom so i just used a south carolina condom.

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condom in back pocket

it is a good luck charm during parties. It states that you will not get caught by the police.

thank god you put your condom in back pocket, i don't feel like getting cought.

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Home Made Condom

Something you use as protection while having intercourse, non-laytex. Made from home materials.

Chuck and Shurl were about to have intercourse when they noticed they were outta condoms, so chuck went to the kitchen... Grabbed the saran wrap, and strawberry jelly for lube. Hey Red, Hows that for a Home Made Condom??

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