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The opposite of a fortune cookie, instead of telling you your fortune, it offers a bit of philosophical wisdom. Usually, it's a heavy disappointment.
A wisdom cookie would say: "You have a zest for the finer things in life," as opposed to "You will have full contentment by summer's end".
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A person who is plain in bed And doesn't have a kink.
Karen only does missionary, she's a vanilla cookie.
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Pour chocolate sauce on her nether regions while she has a carpet (preferably shag) and then go to town on her with your mouth
"Dude I totally did a hairy cookie with my girlfriend last night. Im still finding hair in my teeth"
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the personal strain of weed for Godemis of Ces Cru; much like Gorilla Glue
Me: wanna try somethin called Deevil Cookies
Friend: what's that
Me: its like Gorilla Glue but it's Deevil cCokies
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an alleged game played by young men where the participants stand in a circle and masturbate and ejaculate on the cookie and the last one to ejaculate has to eat it
Why would anyone with a sense of dignity play soggy cookie?
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A big ass chunk of hard snow, which you must avoid or jib off when snowboarding.
"Theres heaps of death cookies on that run"
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Masturbation while pooping; often onto a person.
I was thinking about Alexis while I was pooping.
So you jacked off on the toilet?
That bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.
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