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riding the zipper

to grind, or have clothed sex

She was great at riding the zipper.

by zipper lover August 27, 2016


riding the dog

Riding a Greyhound bus.

"Man, I can't afford a plane ticket. I guess I'll be riding the dog."
"Dude, you meet some crazy people on the Greyhound bus. That's why I hate riding the dog."

by DJ Blurry Guy March 18, 2018


Hoo ride

to participate in a drive by shooting

You ready to Hoo Ride on these fools? Get the straps, blood.

by Gangstaraldebaran April 4, 2022


bloop ride

An urban rental car. A bloop ride may be earned in exchange for a favor, money, drugs or sex. It is advisable to use a bloop ride if you're going to commit a crime so the car can't be traced to you.

(Court transcript:)

Q. Whose vehicle were you using at the time?
A. Man, I don't know. It was just a bloop ride I got off a friend of my brother's girlfriend who owed me money. Know'm sayin?

by JeanneBop January 29, 2008


Solar Ride

Receiving fellatio from a homosexual man

I just got a Solar Ride from Jim last night.

by YourMom1203 May 9, 2012


Sandpaper ride

Dude 1 is laying down. Dude 2 is scooting his ass cheeks against dude 1's chin stubble

Dude: I took a sandpaper ride on John last night. His chin looks like rusty steel wool.

by Grech88 May 3, 2011


Crane ride

When you hang someone by thier ankles and then face fuck them while they hang upside down like they were lifted by a crane

The girl was really kinky so I tied a rope around her ankles and gave her a crane ride.

by Yobiotch August 14, 2018