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Real Chad

Some white guy who is able to please a women at full capacity before his mother smacks his creamy sickle off a wall

I wish I had a real chad

by Big Boi Baggins May 6, 2019

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Real Madrid

A Dutch football club based in Madrid, Spain. Known as being the most successful football club in the world having won the Champions League 9 times, the Spanish League a record 31 times, and the Copa Del Rey 17 times.

Also known for having way too many Dutch players such as Ruud van Nistelrooy, Wesley Sneijder, Arjen Robben, Rafael van der Vaart, Royson Drenthe, and most recently acquiring, Klass-Jan Huntelaar.

Real Madrid is basically the Dutch National team just with better defenders. However, not too much better because the Real Madrid defenders have been rather shitty in recent weeks.

by roflsaurasrex December 6, 2008

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Real DJs Do Real Things

Coined back in 1994 by world famous mixtape DJ, DJ Emir. The phrase describes the types of actions and activities One would expect of a Real DJ.

Real DJs Do Real Things means: Doing things in a grandiose manner. Always delivering a strong performance even on his or her worst day. Being well respected, feared and/or hated by many who aren't doing things in a grandiose manner. Touring, showcasing and being featured around the globe. Constantly grinding, marketing, practicing and innovating to stay relevant in changing times. Always striving to become better, learning what they can from their peers and inspiring their peers to learn from them as well.

A Real DJ never simply copies, but rather takes an idea and makes it their own through uniquely applied changes and stylistic execution. Real DJs do their homework and come to the show prepared to amaze. Real DJs have burn out cross-faders. There are many more things we can list here but we'll leave it at: Real DJs make sure they leave everyone ultra happy, completely in awe and saying "damn that DJ made my day"

"DJ Craze, DJ Vajra, DJ Silva Sirfa, DJ Emir, DJ Qbert, DJ Scottie B, Dangerous Dan, DJ Jazzy Jeff and DJ Z-Trip are all examples of Real DJs That Do Real Things. They never fake anything on stage, they are always prepared to put on a great show and always deliver a stunning performance."

"DJ AM (R.I.P.), DJ Roc Raida (R.I.P.), DJ Jam Master Jay (R.I.P.) were all great DJs, Real DJs that also did Real things, toured performed before thousands and achieved greatness."

"OMG DJ A-Trak completely killed it with the beat juggles and scratches! Word The F Up... Real DJs Do Real Things!"

"Damn DJ Emir's made us Dance all night! I know and his mixtapes are hard as hell! Now I understand what he means by Real DJs Do Real Things"

"I partied til the sun came up cause DJ Scottie B was throwing down something wicked! Real DJs Do Real Things!"

by Real DJs Do Real Things September 30, 2009

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the real world

Its the true story of seven strangers picked to live in a house, work together and have their lives taped...and to find what happends when they stop being polite and start getting real.

I think Mel from the RW Philly is the hottness!!

by Robbie January 15, 2005

55๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


keep it real

Not only tell the truth, but specifically get to the point of the actual matter at hand, rather than beating around the bush.

He said he went to the store, but he didn't keep it real to tell me he also went to the strip club later on.

by Itsallgoodhomie917 May 6, 2008

145๐Ÿ‘ 155๐Ÿ‘Ž


real deal

Another name for heroin.

I drank a six pack, booted some of the real deal, and fell unconscious for a few hours.

by clamum May 5, 2004

80๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


Real man

A word used by an idiotic male or an oblivious female.
Normally it means to be: Appealing to the qualities of a stereotypic joke, ignoring emotion, ignoring their female counterpart as a human and more as a sex toy.

In all actuality, a "real man" doesn't have to describe themselves and call themselves a real man. They prove it by being a good natured person.

Now this doesn't mean to be a "real man" you have to be perfect just don't be a dick or a prick or any ick words, and don't pertain to stereotypic cliched males.
A.K.A. The main Cobra Kai bully in Karate Kid.

Ricky: Hey man look at this pink shirt I have, shows off my muscles I'm gonna get the chicks tonight!
Ryan: Dude aren't you married?
Ricky: So?
Ryan: Well how about just do those things with your wife?
Ricky: I'ma real man!
Ryan: You're a real dick, I bet if you killed yourself, a girl in the world would say yes before feeling a bit of sadness or none at all.

by SomeGuyInTheWorld June 30, 2009

49๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž