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When the kid is asleep, or gone (with grandma and grandma/ sitter) and mommy has time to enjoy the quiet. An O and a couple glasses are always a plus if it happens. Needless to say avoiding "mom, mom, mom,mom, mommy...."
Kid is with grandma tonight. Mommy time ensues....
and I'm his submissible and breedable little rat
Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy
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When your love for Tom Cruise is so extreme you focus your life on becoming his mommy.
“ I’m such a tommy mommy! Tom Cruise is so hot, call me Mr.s Cruise now ;) “
A woman of dominant nature who cuddles you, asks you about your day, and tells you you're a good boy but punishes you if you misbehave. She will also partake in masculine hobbies or wear masculine clothing. A more refined taste for the submissive and breedable men in the world.
After me and my girlfriend had sex, she decided to watch the game. She's a real Tommy Mommy.
Just like a bitch slap, but not as harsh
Hey girlfriend…you look at my boy toy and you get mommy spanked.
The mom who didn't breast feed you and has ginormous hooters and her humongous rack. You know its that one friends mom who has the biggest rack in da hood and always gives you the breast hugs oops i meant best hugs. you know the mom that hugs you and you drown in mommy milkers you know they are so soft a ginormous you know what i mean(;
friend:you wanna come over
Me in my brain: no i don't you fat hag oh want you mom
Me: hell yeah is anyone home though
friend:yeah my mom
Me in my mind:oh hell yes i love mommy milkers
Me: ok otw
friend:ok
me and my friend: playing fortnite
HIs mom: hey wanna get some food to eat boy's
friend:i want some food so bad but im grinding right now
Me: ill go get it
going downstairs
His mom: oh hey Gives me a hug
Me: oh hell yeah des mommy milkers are amazing oh yeah *starting busting all over my pants*
Best day ever
I love
Mommy's rack: huge hooters
A user of a certain website (usually memer) or company in which a meme would originate from
"Dreamworks made shrek and that's where shrek memes originate,so dreamworks would be the meme mommy of shrek."
Bob -"I makers of roblox are my meme mommys."
Joe - "How?"
Bob - "Because they made the roblox death sound
Joe - "Oh okay."