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If our lord and savior Pewdiepie tells us to bro-fist, we all must instantly punch our screens with maximum force. That is the power of the Almighty One, Felix Kjellberg
Pewdiepie: “Good night gamers. Bro-fist”
Entire world: *screen punching*
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Gym Bro-
A person usually a male who spends most of there time in the holy temple of gains (AKA the gym) a gym bro is the alpha male where ever he goes, he fucks ye hottest girls and is usually cocky, you can find gym bros in any gym (EXSEPT PLANET FITNESS ITS NOT A REAL FUCKING GYM)
In a gym bros life he must make at least one trip to California as this is where gym bros originated. Almost all gym bros communicate via the word “Bro”
Omg girl look at all those gym bros they so turn me on
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Bro Strider is a character from Homestuck, a web comic by Andrew Hussie.
He's the adoptive older brother/ biological father of Dave Strider and the post-scratch/alpha version of his brother, and in this ver. he's called Dirk Strider. ( This might not make sence if you haven't read the web comic.)
Bro Strider is a very controversial caracter, as some find him very attractive and don't see why he's a bad person, and others despise him.
The creator of the web comic has described his actions as abusive, and the Fandom Wiki for Homestuck says that "Dirk seemed to lack any sense of self-awareness or empathy in his methods in preparing Dave for Sburb, such as his tendency to deprive Dave of food and deliver constant physical abuse, which Dave later describes as totally sociopathic in nature and believes he saw raising a child as a game. He holds martial prowess and fighting above all else besides puppets, as he started Dave's training when he was just a baby. Many of his interactions with Dave only involve violence and his constant poker face is never broken by body language, to the point that Dave likens him to a robot."
Person 1: "I really don't understand why people don't like Bro Strider... yeah I guess he was a bit tough on Dave, but I think that he truly loved him and wanted to see him succeed! Not to mention he was under the influence of Lil Cal"
Person 2: "Are you FUCKING kidding me? Bro Strider was nothing but ABUSIVE to Dave! He hurt him constantly, exposed him to the smuppets (smut puppets) and starved him! If you think his behaviour is acceptable you're crazy!"
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Bro trolling is when you troll one of your bros.
Bro#1: Hey bro, I accidentally your sister yesterday.
Bro#2: ...What did you do?
Bro#1: Your sister. :)
Bro#2: Dude, what the fuck?
Bro#1: Relax man. Just bro trolling you.
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A notorious Chicago-based street gang founded in 1975. They are known for their infamous rivalry with the Eighth Street Ballers, and for curb stomping orphans.
Dontrell claimed Robo Bros, so I shot his ass.
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Bro-head is when two normally heterosexual male friends perform oral sex on one another. Usually, it is fraternity types who fail to see the homosexual implications of this act.
Bro-head (a variation on Road head)
"We were just hanging out last night, playing X-box, having a few beers, listening to Coldplay, one thing led to another and BAM!! Bro-head.
Bro 1. Yo, I'm really stressed out and my girlfriend is out of town, I need some bro head.
Bro 2. Oh, let me take care of that. You know I always got your back.
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