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African Juice

A drink that is made with half gatorade and half water that white guys use to try to get ups. Powerade doesn't work. Only gatorade.

Wow Birdman must have drank his African Juice because he had ups tonight!

by BallaBoy24 August 1, 2009


Slow juice

Slow juice mean that your worse than STUUPID like you actually have no brain

Mom: what 5x5
Son: 97
Mom: you fucking slow juice

by Wp._Shiz December 16, 2019


lava juiced

When an astronaut jizzes in another astronauts helmit to make it look like a lava lamp inside.

"Dude, do you think Neil Armstrong ever got lava juiced?"

"What the fuck is wrong is you? But yeah he probably did."

by Jaysaac chobes January 22, 2013


Regal Juice

(n) The combined garbage you left at a movie theatre that later ferments into what is known as "regal juice". The lonely nachos you paid $15 for and still refused to eat. The dehydrated soy bean oil disguised as "buttery topping" that you incisted be layed five times with popcorn that has never touched a popcorn scoop. The juice from your wasted (and racist) "señor Carlos" jalapeños. The sad suicide slushy you demanded to be mixed in a specific order. The gray ketchup left on the remainder of your green hotdog. If you don't take your gallon sized cup home to bring back later for free refills; the dribbles of your Coke Zero mixed with regular coke (if you're on a diet, you're doing it wrong).

All this stews at the bottom of trash cans, trash compactors, "wooshs", and "tanks". If you have ever worked at a Regal Theatre, you know exactly what regal juice smells like, and how sad it is when you get any on you.

Usher 1: "Dude! I was throwing that trash bag into the compactor and the discount trash bag broke open and spilled all over me!"

Usher 2: "seriously, you can smell the regal juice a mile away. Too bad you can't go home to take a shower, it's Christmas and we still have 13 hours left in the shift."

by Hunchnia December 24, 2016


Orpple Juice

Orpple Juice is the mixture of Orange juice and Apple juice that is a nice tasting tropical beverage.

I was thirsty today, so I drank some Orpple juice.

by 1 World 1 Man January 14, 2008


$12 juice

Freshly pressed juice a Twitter Engineer buys with a $160,000 salary. Although he is struggling to make ends meet, the $12 juice is a necessity to the engineer's well being.

A: Dude, I can't live in the Bay Area anymore.
B: I know, it's way too expensive here!
C: Yeah! I can't have enough of these $8 bagels and $12 juices though.

by BowTieFrenchFry March 1, 2017


Juice Bottom

When one has taken multiple loads of jizz in their anal cavity from one or more partner’s during the course of a day or evening. A connotation of being a hungry bottom and promiscuous anal sex fiend.

Frank is a juice bottom.

I hooked up with Rachel late last night. She served me up a juice bottom. So I must have been third or forth of the night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018