A country singer/comedian with a large blond bouffant hair-do. Most famous for her appearance in the film "Bug Buster", as well as other film, television and live appearances. www.missmelbatoast.com
Melba Toast is famous for her performance art act, "The Ironin' Maidens."
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When you eat a girls asshole out while she is on her period.
Hey girl you want some texas toast?
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i got burnt toast by accident it scared the living shit outta me
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The shit toast is a noun used to describe something excellent or awesome, typically bodacious, but always impressive.
Dave: Here's the money I owe you, and I brought you a case of beer to apologize.
Andy: Dave, you are the shit toast!
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An expression interjected immediately after communicating something complimentary, slightly or very cheesy, nice, and/or possibly suck-up-ish to someone's face (most likely in a group setting) about that person. (Similar to a formal toast at a wedding or special event.)
boy: "Hey, Candace, there is this girl in one of my classes who could be your long lost twin!"
girl: "Haha that's cool. You should befriend her; she can be like my replacement while you're away at college."
boy: "No one could replace you, Candace. You're the coolest! Boom Toasted!"
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Doubly plain Jane nothing special, both vanilla and toast show it is exceptionally plain.
That company is very vanilla toast. They don't do anything special.
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Bread made from vaginal yeast toasted and buttered with breast milk butter
Chad: hey bro I just made some toast, do you want any?
GUY: yeah sure *takes a bite*
Chad: GOTTEM! HAHAHAHA I GOT UR ASS BITCH! AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCK AHAHA YOU DUMB FUCK YOU JUST ATE WOMAN TOAST YOU FUCKING IDIOT AHAHAHAHAHA
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