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Cock weasel

A guy that nuts in you and tries to be sneaky about it or guy that notoriously gets women pregnant.

That little cock weasel thought he was going to be slick and nut in me

by Whyme92 June 24, 2020


Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

by WeaselSmacker69 December 9, 2011


Smacking the weasel

A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?

by qsuedenimp November 22, 2010


Sausage weasel

A thin male or female who slurps said dirty sausage for free.

Eww Cody is a sausage weasel.

by You're wrong tara July 26, 2022


Snausage weasel

A person who slurps said slimy snausage for little to no cost. Strictly for their own enjoyment.

Eww "Cody" is a snausage weasel. Did you see how he treated that snausage?

by You're wrong tara July 26, 2022


weasel package

1: A guy who gets around but in a sneaky way, so that not many people know about it..

2: someone had baggage but they you don't find out until later in the relationship or friend ship...

1: You have to watch him, he is a weasel package, he will leave you in tears...

2. I can't tell anyone about that person, that's my weasel package..
2. Q: Why did you stay with that girl after you found out all of those things?

A: She tricked me, it was a weasel package..

Syn. Snake, weasel, sneaky, trifling, sneaky penis, weasel D**k

by Big Bee Baby June 19, 2018


Cheesing the weasel

Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles

My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested

by Frii October 28, 2022