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all nuns wear dykepanties
there to protect them from the lesbian nuns
Nun 1: did you hear about Matilda? i heard shes a lesbian! i hope she doesn't try anything with me!
Nun 2: Thats why you gotta get yourself some dyke panties! Their awesome nun reflecting powers stop lesbian nuns!
Nun 1: wow... thats tight.
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When the sight of a sexy tattoo on a man makes a woman wanna fuck him immediately.
Damnnn Alexandra...dude over there has the hottest tattoo on his arm...it makes me wanna fuck him right now!!"... "Wow girl you're so right...he definitely has some panty dropping ink."
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When one is flirting with someone at an obnoxious level. This is usually not noticed by the person flirting, but is clearly noticed by everyone else.
The word "her," while most commonly used in any situation, can be replaced by the likes of "your", "its", and "his". It can also be referred to as "Throwing Panties."
AJ: Do you think Annie likes Nick?
Corrine: Duh! She was basically throwing her panties at him the whole day!
Kathy Griffin: So my mom starts throwing her panties at Don Rickles and totally snubs the fact that I'm there!
Stealing the pants off a grown man just for a ROFL.
Man: *Strolling the streets*
Panty Snatcher: *Runs and steals Pants...*
Panty Snatcher: 'ROFL. GTFO, you got just Panty Snatched.'
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The crusty leavings inside a girl's panties.
I was banging this girl last night and when I took off her underwear they were smeared in panty chum.
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When a college student brings his laundry home and his mother finds woman's undergarments in it.
"I went home and my mom got panty shock and gave me the don't-forget-to-use-a-condom speech."
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Gainax's latest anime. A collosal mindfuck of the greatest proportions, it is deranged, crude, rude, and all in all, great fun.
It involves two angels, named Panty and Stocking. The former is a sex maniac. The latter is a gluttonous sweets lover (who possibly enjoys S&M)
They Fight Crime, or rather vengeful spirits called "Ghosts."
Oh, and the two girls are accompanied by a Hard Gay Priest (unconfirmed) named "Garterbelt" and a Gir expy named "Chuck."
The animation is done with the traditional style of western thick-line drawing.
Needless to say, it looks awesome in motion. However, the sense of humor is ripped from the worst of Western Animation, and it's not for everyone.
Cautionary warning: Watching it may give you a contact high.
Guy1: Boy, That Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt anime sure is weird.
Guy2: It's weird, but it's Beyond the Impossible and crazy awesome!
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