a true broski. vape lord. total frat guy. only has one shirt- usually yellow
g: patty m asked me to prom last night! my dreams have come true!!!!
m: omg im so jealous need me a patty m
When you go into the bathroom after your grandpa has just finished taking a #2 and find piece of poo that has stuck to the toilet seat
Man I hate it when grandpa visits for the weekend because he always leaves porcelain pattys for me to find when he finishes using the bathroom
to doggy paddle (Payton is a dumbass and cannot say doggy paddle properly)
“You wanna patty swaddle?” said Payton
Extremely hilarious and good looking
"Patty is extremely hilarious and good looking" said Emma
The derivative of 'Chatty Patty', someone who speaks too much and gives up potentially compromising information on others too easily.
She's a woman with a backpack leaf blower. She handles her business. She's not fucking around with them leaves.
"Patty got herself stuck like a flipped turtle using her backpack leaf blower again"