Noun, when a person has diabetes, hypertension, hyperlipidemia, and renal deficiency. Usually caused by eating a lifetime of Fiesta Plates. Occurs in about 80% of the Guam population.
Nurse - "Hey Doc, we just got a guy check into the ER"
Doc - "What's his past medical history?"
Nurse - "He's got the fiesta plate special"
Doc - "fuck"
Person who recognizes the superiority of dishes part way 'tween plates and bowls and decree other dishes to be inferior
In the end we're all just plate racists who want to find bowls that sort of look like plates that are sort of like bowls.