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An innocent cartoon show about ponies made for a target audience of six-year-olds. Older men between the ages of 12 and 40 will make it in to strange pornography and then jerk off to their self-made porn with no end. These "Bronies" will use the defense " you can't judge it because you have never watched the show" but what they don't realize is we're not hating the show, were horrified at the fucked-up shit you do with it.
Jerry- *Walks in on Tom drawing My Little Pony pornography*
Jerry- WHAT THE FUCK TOM
Tom- You can't judge the show till you watch it fag!
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I'm just a bachelor, I'm lookin' for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin' off
Gotta be compatible, takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won't wanna get off
(CHORUS:)
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it
(CHORUS)
Sittin' here flossin', peepin' your steelo
Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you
You and your body, every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin' down your thigh
(CHORUS x2)
If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
Till I reach your pony tail (oh)
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team (ooh)
(CHORUS x5)
Ride it
Tanya can ride my pony all nite long
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Used to indicate hand manipulation of a broad's mingue.
Accompanied by a hand motion at the approximate height of a woman's vagina, palm facing up, fingers repeatedly opening and closing.
TC: hey, what do you think of that bird over there, balls?
Balls: She's nice... I'd love to feed her pony
TC: Better shave them pork chops then, she may not be interested in you.
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my little pony is a beautiful show that teaches you so much about human right, for example, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic S1 E9 "Bridle Gossip" tells about ponys being scared of a zebra. and twilight tells that its something she was born with, much like black people. and that's only one episode
"dude, you watch My Little Pony?" "uh yeah" "bro that's for children" "no it's not its actually really deep"
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To drink lots of coffee all day because you're addicted and that's the only way you feel like a whole person.
I made some coffee in the french press this morning that's as black as my soul, and I've been riding the black pony ever since.
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When a girl is riding a black guy who is wearing a brown horse mask reverse cowgirl.
Did you hear about Becky? She was riding the brown pony all last night with Devonté.
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The art of having intercourse with someone after they have been smeared with faeces. The most common practice is having intercourse with three particapents, the third smears the one being fucked (ridden - hense the 'pony')with shit (the 'batter'), making sure that they do not notice in the heat of the moment.
Matt Lee: "i sure enjoyed being covered with shit by Josh Harris whilst being pounded up the ass by his mother, i was one heck of a battered pony. "
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