When you have to poop so bad, you lose all focus on whatever you should be doing.
I am so poop drunk that I cant focus on writing my weekly budget.
A Poop Mike is someone who sifts through their own poop and then eats the small poop balls.
Look at that Poop Mike over there sifting through his poop!
Noun: Meaning food. Anything edible. It all becomes one thing, future poop.
man: "What do you want for future poop?"
Woman: "Let's get burritos."
When you go for a shit with your main homie and he sits on your lap faced towards you. Staring deep into your eyes waiting for the toilet water to splash his ass.
“Yo Deonte wanna go for a poop pretzel.“ “ Yeah man but didn't you just have a bit of vindaloo...doesn't matter I like the splash rough.”
clogging a toilet without the use of toilet paper
dude, that turd was so big and long, it folded in half and caused a poop clog!
When a group of people of at least five forcibly poop on another.
Every Brown Wednesday my friends and I go gang-pooping.
Invented at my school(I wasn't a part of this), The Poop Stack is when people continuously defecate in one toilet over and over again until the point where it is almost falling off the toilet. It is a mountain of towering shit that almost caused the school to shut down.
"Hey have you contributed to The Poop Stack?
Not yet, I'm having Taco Bell tonight, so I'm going to do it after".