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Poser's poser

Someone posing as a poser. A poser of all posers.

Other person- I know you're faking that realness again get up. You're a poser's poser.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021


Kekoa the poser

Kekoa the poser is a poser who sucks at skateboarding and is also canceled and if you see him on a skateboard know that he is a poser.

Kekoa the poser gets on his skateboard and everyone calls him a poser and he is cancelled.

by butts27456127845682436 December 7, 2021


The Poser

A kid who doesnt know how to play basketball

I met a bad basketball player. His name was the poser.

by LGStudios October 3, 2020


Coronavirus poser

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.

The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020


Method poser

Like a method actor in that they will engage in a lifestyle they see as superficially similar to the kind of subculture etc. they are posing as an member of, without understanding the meaning behind any of it, all of this simply so that they can increase their chances of being labelled by people when they talk about stuff they do or when others see their living arrangements etc, method posers are usually male as method posing requires at least some effort in one's private life.

Wow what a faggoty, attention seeking, method poser Kyle is for bribing those doctors to set it up like he had cancer, and then getting us all to come see his stupid ass in the hospital and pretend like he was Sadako Sasaki.

by Freighttrain, The September 21, 2020


Cha-poser

Someone who watches only commercials for the "Chapelle's Show" and uses quotes from it.

"I'm rick James Bitch!"

by Kremer June 7, 2004


Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.

-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.

by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016