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Referred to as a stupid dumbass who does/says questionable things but has not quite achieved the full status of 'retard'.
A 'retard' in the making.
Padawan retard.
Trainee hillbilly/redneck.
The prequel to 'retard'.
Man 1 - "I can't believe Billy said that to John. What a stupid mother fucker".
Man 2 - "The guy is void of any brain cells. He's a total Pre-tard".
George went to the shop for some milk and came back with a hooker. What a Pre-tard.
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An agreement between 2 people prior to fucking that limits the man's liability if the women becomes pregnant and wants to keep the child,and the man doesn't!
Buster and Trixie have been knocking it out on a regular basis. Trixie lyingly told Buster that she was "on the pill". Trixie got pregnant and wanted to keep the child. Buster is screwed because he didn't get a pre-fuckual agreement. Buster will be continually fucked for the next 18 years, 9 months.
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The act of planning to rape someone before actually raping
Hey Leon let's go get drunk as fuck and pre rape
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(noun) a wanabee dj; preferably a dj that mixes music with 2 computers or 2 boom boxes instead of an actual mixer &/or turntables.
Many professional DJs & MCs started off as pre-DJs before they got their equipment.
Guy #1: I like the music of this dj!
Guy #2: Well, technically speaking, he isn't a real DJ, but a pre-DJ. All he's doing is just lowering the volume of one song on one boom box & raising the volume of the other boom box. DJs tend to have alot of equipment, but he's just using 2 boomboxes.
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To flush the toilet before finishing your 'business'. Usually done when in a hurry. eg. During a movie.
Kevin : Wow, that was quick!
Dave : I Pre-Flushed so I didn't miss any of the film
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From the time before hipsters; alternatively, relating to the hipsters of pre-historic times.
"The pre-hipstoric man was into the ice age before it was cool."
"I used to listen to records, in the pre-hipstoric days."
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The act of preparing the male genitals, specifically the foreskin of yourself or your partner in preparation for docking.
Paul walked into the restroom and thought Jim was urinating, but from the twinkle in Jim’s eye he could tell he was actually pre-docking. Paul quickly pre-docked himself and they quickly found themselves docking.
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