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Evan is a young, beautiful and talented actress who somehow managed to get a large army of haters. This is most likely because of her relashionship with Marilyn Manson, and the fact that she was chosen over Ugly Von Teese in the Manson household.
Even though she is constantly critisized by the fans of Dita, it does not matter because everyone who has all their wits can clearly see that she is gorgeous, and incredibly gifted in both acting and singing.
Those Evan Rachel Wood haters are fuckin' retarded.
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This is a disease to women that make then raunchy,lazy,and smelly!
Rachel "I feel raunchy and I am not going to do anything,except sit here and smell"
Desirae "Dude, you have raunchy Rachel syndrome"
Rachel "huh?
Desirae " In other words be ready for bed warts and no life"
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An amazing night; an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well without drugs, sex, alcohol, or any other teenage self-destructing device.
Dude 1: Hey man, how was did last night go?
Dude 2: It was just A Night With Rachel Price.
Dude 1: So I am guessing it was good?
Dude 2: It was great.
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The sexual act of when a male partakes in sex from behind, and at one point the female starts to poop Creamed Corn.
That girl in my Biology Class, wowzers I would totally like to do the Rachel Ray(ing) with her.
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The most ill nightclub that ever existed. The fire marshal is never there, therefore, you can fit just as many black guys in there as you want. This club is usually overrun with teenage white boys. Over the years, Rachel Moore's Vag has overcome many obstacles, like the one time the toilet overflowed and they had to do a mass evacuation. Anyway, if you're bored on a friday night, make sure to hit up Rachel Moore's Vag.
there is no example that could ever explain the feeling of walking inside Rachel Moore's Vag.
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When you’re dating a bad bitch named Rachel and you can’t go a day without seeing her. Symptoms include but not limited to: headaches, frustration, procrastination, and blue balls.
Me: Damn bro, it’s been two days since I’ve seen my girlfriend. I might have RWS (Rachel Withdraw Syndrome).
Friend: That explains why you’ve been in such a pissy mood.
Beautiful, smart, determined, caring, authentic, passionate, funny, sweet, kind, motivated, hard working, sexy, absolute catch.
Someone you could meet for a simple cup of a coffee 122 days ago and not know it would be the women you feel like you've been waiting years for. Once she becomes a significant part of your life, you don't want to picture the rest of yours without her. Someone who makes you feel good about yourself, always.. and loved, always.
Someone you can't help but think about immediately after waking up. Someone you can't help but think about throughout your day, no matter how long it is, or what you're doing or how busy you are, you're always thinking about her, and hoping and wishing she is happy and healthy and safe and is having a good day. It's exhausting, but worth it ;) ... Someone you can immediately say goodbye to after hanging out with and legitimately can't wait to see again.
Today is our anniversary, and although it may only be a few months it's still significant to me because of how long it's been since I've been able to have an anniversary with somebody, and for a while there i couldn't picture it, and now that we have that, I love it. I just love and appreciate you baby ❤️
" Hol up... That girl is absolutely beautiful. She must be a Rachel."
" Oh my goodness... Who that queen? "
" If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about Rachel I would be able to start my own vegan restaurant and call it 'Queens only'. "
Rachel aka queen