reverse bm

To be taking a huge shit, usually diarrhea. If you snezze suddenly, and all the shit comes out of toilet, and fly's back in your ass.

Phil ate at that shitty grease pit last night. He was taking a huge shit and accidentally sneezed, and he reverse bm all up in his ass!!!!

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reverse nut

When you see something so dissatisfying or distasteful that your penis retracts inside of your body and ejaculates.

Me and the boys saw this girl the other day and we passed her we were so disgusted that we all reverse nutted.

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reverse guacamole

When you get a pile of lettuce and some Mexicans spray painted green and have an orgy. Then, you clean it up, shake hands, and go home.

Hey , where can I find a bunch of Mexicans for a reverse guacamole?

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Reverse Chode

A long slender penis with minimal pleasure.

Note: People with reverse chodes often have premature ejaculation.

Marisa: Hey, how was your night?

Ally: Horrible!

Marisa: Why?

Ally: My partner has a reverse chode. I took off his pants and he came all over me!

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Reverse Mentor

Unlike a traditional mentor relationships, in which a naive younger person is tutored in the way of things by an older, more experienced teacher, a "Reverse Mentor" is a young person who becomes guru to an older person on new technology and style, like the internet, social networking tools, popular music, current fashion, etc.

"Get someone younger to keep you up to speed on all things twitter, disqus and friendfeed. Tom offered to lend me his reverse mentor—but I need my own!" - Maryam Banikarim, in The Daily Beast, July 12 2009.

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Reverse Superman

The act of donning your glasses to seem and feel more competent, authoritative and intellectual.

James: The meeting with the stakeholders is in the Fern room, in 2mins!
Craig: *Grabs glasses, straightens hipster quiff, picks up macbook*
James: Pulling the Reverse Superman 'gain, are we?

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Reverse Jeopardy

To ask a question in the form of a declarative statement.

Mary: "I hope you're having a better day today"
Jim: "Yes, thanks for asking"
Mary: "Technically, I didn't ask"
Jim: "Well you pulled a Reverse Jeopardy on me"

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