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When you're so mad you dick fills with blood
I'm going to murder you with my rage rod! There is literally nothing harder.
It means penis. Literally a penis.
Wow! He has a huge rod!
Well, his rod is not as large as I thought it would.
A fat middle aged man who leads a meanial insignificant lifestyle. They also are known to have large red nipples, a short pink chodus with a red shiny helmet and a large central mass of coagulated stomach fat.They are often spotted in the wild usually on the weekends scouting with fellow hoarders for unvaluable useless shit at thrift markets or repainting a few chips of the paintwork of their campervan.
While Rod was driving his freshly painted camper across the Nullabor, his short pink chodus bounced on top of his bulberous mauve hairy testicle sack. The “bouncing” however was more like vibrating due to the bellowing weight of his compacted gut, squishing his chodus restricting its bouncing movement, the resulting humidity eminatibg a stench of sweat, piss and BO.
To stick the rods up at someone means to stick the middle finger up at someone
Haha yesterday I stuck the rods up at ya did u see ??
To stick the rods up at someone means to stick the middle finger up at someone
Haha yesterday I stuck the rods up at ya did u see ??
Ride or Die.
Best person you will ever meet, he has your back always and forever don’t ever lose your rod.
So sweet and generous, funny, and kind.
I love you rod.
I’ll do anything for my rod❤️.
And he would do anything for me cause rod is the best person in this entire planet, don’t hurt your rod cause they don’t deserve it! Rod deserves to be happy and loved and cared for.
Ride or Die.
Best person you will ever meet, he has your back always and forever don’t ever lose your rod.
So sweet and generous, funny, and kind.
I love you rod.
I’ll do anything for my rod❤️.
And he would do anything for me cause rod is the best person in this entire planet, don’t hurt your rod cause they don’t deserve it! Rod deserves to be happy and loved and cared for.