It's like scissor sisters but with guys. Sausage buddies is another word for a gay, homo, or straight guy that haves sexual intercorse with another guy without being in a commited relationship.
Tom: Hey dude last night was fun.
Greg: Yea it was! We should definitely be sausage buddies.
A term used to call someone silly, or as a replacement for an insult or mean word
Person 1: "My boss is making me work over time"
Person 2: "Man what a silly sausage"
The largest of all the sausages in the world, far superior to the donger
Wow that guy is so hot I bet he has a Peruvian sausage.
I wish I had a peruvian sausage!
Getting slapped in the face by an autistic persons dick
I went to bible camp last summer and the kid on the top bunk gave me a Portuguese sausage
its when a male dips his dick and balls in cold water for 2 minutes and out comes a lonely sausage, with balls shriveled up, and yeah thats it.
DAYUM its so cold that i got a lonely sausage
When you’ve finished crossing swords with your mate in the urinal and need to shake the drippers off so you slap your penises together.
We are such sausage slappers!
When an article of clothing is extremely tight and therefore makes you want to lose weight. Or upon seeing the article of clothing you know its going to be tight.
"Oh my god guys this shirt is a sausage suit on me...dam I need to lose weight."
"SAUSAGE SUIT! Won't even try that dress on Chelsea."
"I look like a sausage suit."