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A term referring to a relatively short amount of time, usually not actually five seconds.
"It was cool for about five seconds before it got boring."
"I've only seen about five seconds of that movie."
"Dude, I'll be there in about five seconds, alright?"
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To be someone's backup if their other, more desirable option falls through/passes out/falls off a balcony/runs out of money.
A: "What are you up to tomozzle?"
M: "I'm going out with the ladies to try and pick up. But I'll call you if nothing comes through"
A: "Negative Dude, I'm nobodys Second Choice Susan, forgit it"
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5 seconds of summer is a band originated in sydney, australia in 2011. the band consists off four aussie guys, luke hemmings (lead guitarist; guitarist), calum hood (vocalist; bassist), michael clifford (vocalist; guitarist), ashton irwin (vocalist; drummer). luke, calum, and michael all went to school at norwest christian college and decided to make a band, and then michael meeting drummer ashton at a party. from 2011 to 2012 5sos (pronounced 5 sauce) made covers of their favorite bands and songs. in 2012, louis tomlinson of one direction found 5sos on youtube and then invited them on their 2012-2013 "take me home" tour. in 2013, they were again invited to one directions "where we are" tour taking place in 2013-2014. in february 2014, 5sos released their hit single "she looks so perfect" gaining many new members of the 5sos fam and gained a lot of fame. they also realeased a hit called "dont stop" in may of 2014. in 2014-2015 5sos are going on their own headlining tour called "rock out with your socks out." 5sos are very inspiring people, give em' a listen.
"holy shit shut the fuck up 5 seconds of summer is on tv." jessica told her family.
"omg i love 5 es oh es!" acacia brinley exclaimed, right before a real 5sos fan came over and choked that bitch.
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In a family of two children, the oldest child might appear to be perfect in every way to the parents, whereas the younger sibling is much more boisterous and less well behaved.
Often times parents will abstain from having anymore children after their second born, out of fear that their already problemed child might also develop middle child syndrome.
Mom:I don't get it. When Tom was in grade 5, he was getting A's in every single subject, but Jeremy is only getting B's and C's. He even got suspended twice this year, whereas Tom never even had to go to the office once.
Dad:It's probably because Tom is suffering from second child syndrome.
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This is the feeling of sadness after you just realize you got sloppy seconds. You thought you were getting her wet but point in fact you were stirring some other guys jizz.
"Dude, why the long face?"
"I just got the sloppy second blues after I realized that Bob fucked Ann minutes before I put my c*** in. I had to burn my clothes and scrub down with gasoline."
"Very harsh man"
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Rule invoked whenever dropped food is picked up and consumed in the presence of others. Time can vary widely depending on the type of food dropped: a sirloin steak at a barbecue may have nine lives, while a street vendor hotdog is declared unfit for consumption even before it touches the ground.
Once I saw it slip from his tongs, I asked the street meat vendor if I could get a new sausage.
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A car that covers the 1/4 mile between 10.00 and 10.99 seconds
I only got to make one pass at the track last night in my Corvette, turns out it is a 10 second car after the new cylinder heads and cam. NHRA requires a roll bar for any car that fast
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