Shoot the moon

To have sex with in the butt, anal sex

I want to shoot the moon with that sexy girl

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Shoot the Moon

To take 30 hits from a grav (gravity bong), each one followed shortly by the next.

"Why is he so very very stoned?"
"Because he shot the moon dude."

Before we go to the concert, we are going to shoot the moon to make sure we are completly baked for the entire event.

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Cum Shoot

when you are ejaculating / cumming over your partner, and instead of just cumming, you hold and aim your penis at a particular part of your partners body and 'shoot' your cum on that body part

After Mandy sucked me off last night I gave her a 'Cum Shoot' all over her left breast

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shoot the breeze

Refers to where you sit quietly behind a big clueless dude who's eagerly chowing down on a huge plate of baked beans, "bide your time", and then fire off a starter-pistol just as said dude is starting to "rip one", thus igniting the unsuspecting dude's expelling methane and creating a humongous blowtorch-fireball out his ass. Extra points if (A) you loaded the gun with full-flash blanks --- both for a more spectacular effect and to better ensure that the muzzle-flash would indeed ignite the gas --- and (B) you chose a dude who usually has fairly "extended" farts instead of merely "little toots", so that any spectators can be treated to a real "light show" instead of just a brief flare-up.

Startled guy with a smoking pants-seat: Oh, Jeez Louize ---!!! When you fellas invited me over to your backyard barbeque to "shoot the breeze", I never expected that you'd mean it in a LITERAL sense!!

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Shooting the gap

Verb;

Shooting the Gap refers to when one has the beegees and is sitting on the toilet releasing a massive amount of watery feces then suddenly they have to barf so they must "shoot the gap" between their privates and the bowl.

after a long night of burritos and liquor Kevin ran to the shitter and ended up shooting the gap. he barf all over his balls

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School Shooting

Something that edgy kids thought it was so cool back then,
they probably still think its cool now.

kid1: hey wanna go out and do a school shooting?
kid2: Hell yeah! let's fuck em up

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Shooting Mars

It's when you aim a gun at Mars and shoot

"Hey, what are you up to?"
"Not much just shooting Mars, how about you?"
"Not much was just wondering what you were up to"

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