Simon

Gods disciple

Simon is the best for some fucking reason

Simon

The devil's left-hand man

Simon is truly the devils left hand man.

Simon

Simon is some creepy guy I met on holiday.

Hi guys! I’m Simon!

Simon

Simon is a creepy guy I met on holiday.

Hi guys! I’m Simon! I have two kids and they’re VERY SMALL and they’re asleep in that house just there so so you think you could just KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT! Thanks!

Simon

Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough

Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon

Simon

Stupid cucklord

Is that simon? Yeah he's a cucklord

Simon Tong

A little bitch boy.

Hey look, its Simon Tong, what a little bitch boy!