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An extremely homosexual, soulless individual of unknown species. Seems to be afraid of holy water and salt.
Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo is the living embodiment of an expired cheeto.
When two men have gay sex and get each other pregnant.
"How did William and Joseph both get pregnant simultaneously? They split a cab last year."
To be hit hard or knocked out thoroughly
Person 1: Hey man what happened to your face.
Person 2: I got punched out.
Person 1: Damn dog you got split.
When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.
My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.
The split that a fat man gets in his belly below his belly button, but above his waist line.
Look at the fat man split on that huge bastard!!! He really needs to wear a shirt in public.
When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.
Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?