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Someone who takes videos of himself squatting naked on a pie, preferably of the cream type variety, and masturbating much to the delight of his intended viewer.
He's in the other room making a video with a pie. He's a Hoboken Squat Cobbler.
A fetish involving watching someone sitting their posterior into a pie (preferably apple or pumpkin, but this is up to the fetishist) and wiggling said buttocks around in the aforementioned dessert
Jimmy: Yo, did you catch that Hoboken Squat Cobbler video on the Tube?
Chuck: Yeah man, got me rock hard
When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.
Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.
Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."
The party was going fine until Jamie gave everyone the hoboken squat cobbler.
The experienced nurses commented that new orderly at the nursing home didn't know "bean squat" about working with alzheimer patients.
A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person
Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
to drink large volumes of liquid in a deep squat position; typically, said liquid has significant force or pressure (examples: fire hose or hydrant, display fountains, geysers); the deep squat is needed to lower the center of gravity and handle the volume and force; no guarantee the human body can handle a squat chug
Risa doesn't always drink water. But when she does, she squat chugs a geyser.