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Known for having one of the most triangle logs in porn. Also Known for having some of the worst acting ever recorded in human history. He is also known for the amount his balls sag. They are said to resemble teabags hung from bunjee ropes.
:Dude with a 1 inch pointy penis:
That guy has such a 1 inch Evan Stoner
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Feeling that you "really know" a language; often caused by excessive, regular use of the Rosetta Stone Software. Common side effects include: strong sense of euphoria; spinal problems due to nose constantly in air; severe lingual confusion; and loss/gain of friends (outcome may depend on social class).
My friends and I like to get Rosetta-stoned on the weekends; usually in my parents' basement. They always leave feeling a little hazy-- it's never fun to have to speak your native tongue after THAT.
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the other half of the creative body known as matt and trey. in case you're wondering, the other half is trey parker. anyway, they have created south park and, as of now, are hours away from the debut of season 10. they also made the short lived 'thats my bush', a spoof on george w bush. i say shortlived because it ended in the blink of an eye due to high production costs. they also made cannibal the musical, orgazmo, south park: bigger longer and uncut and team america: world police. i happen to be a HUGE HUGE HUGE matt and trey fan. in my opinion, orgazmo is the best film they have done AS OF YET, with south park a close second.
hey, i heard south park season 10 is starting march 22nd 2006. is it true?
you bet it is. GO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER!!!
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The most amazing live act in the entire world!
Me: OMG I SAW JOSS STONE IN CONCERT, AND SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SMILED, AND I TOUCHED HER ARM!
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Absolutely toooo cool. Not to mention the best hippie since Janis Joplin and the most down to earth person since Ghandi. Oh and she is the white Aretha Franklin.... not to mention she's only 17. Rock on
Joss Stone is the daughter of soul
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piece of shit soul singer. doesn't know anything and makes very gay music.
u hear that joss stone joint?
ya its a piece of shit
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Barbie doll teenage pop singer, cynically marketed as a serious and mature soul artiste. Contrary to popular belief and marketing hype, not actually from the mean streets of Harlem or Detroit, but from the nice middle class suburb of Kent in England.
Not that you'd realise this from her songs or videos, which usually feature her in some massive New York loft apartment wailing about her boyfriend who is twice her age.
Another in a long line of teenage singers irresponsibly promoted as serious adults and mature idols to their teenage fanbase who ultimately will be committing mass suicide or downing truckloads of Prozac when they realise that life is not all groovy Soho lofts and laid back hippy chick love.
Average Person 1: Shouldn't Joss Stone in school right now?
Average Person 2: Nah, her record company are making a shitload of money out of passing her off as a soul singer.
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