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An act when short men with short Pterosaur arms try to surf and when paddling out are unable to advance forward because of said Pterosaur arms.
“ Dude, Did you guys see that guy Gorman Surfing at the washout yesterday? What an idiot.”
Running your vehicle, whether intentional or not, off the road at high speeds into a line of cedar trees.
The truck was a total loss after Larry fell asleep at the wheel doing 80 and went cedar surfing down the bar ditch of Highway 36 near Smith Creek.
Wearing a protective face mask improperly by exposing the nose, leaving the nostrils free to expel germs.
Look at that woman nose surfing over there! Hey, Karen, get those little nostrils in the barn! What makes you think your germs aren’t infectious?!?
I can’t stand these nose surfers!
Keyword surfing is when people overload their post on social media with unrelated trending words and hash tags to increase discovery and impression. It could be easily seen on popular social networks like twitter and Instagram.
These Influencers are spoiling Twitter user experience by keyword surfing.
I got lots of impressions by keyword surfing.
The deliberate and intricate act of walking through a public shower with sandals on, taking care so as not to let any water get on your sandals/feet. Such water may contain other's urine, fecies, dead skin cells, pubes, blood and semen, just to name the basics.
Jorge: Did you see that pube hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?
Bailey: Yeah, that was f*cking gross, I was sandal surfing the whole time.
shower public shower public sandals pubes gross sandal surfing
Rocking around the net looking at random girls, without any specific thought in mind. Kinda zoned out.
Bro, don't tell me you on there bitch surfing again.
Sebi’s Surf shop refers two the second half of the ski run cady’s cafe. It is called this because of the moguls that are almost like waves. It is a widely recognized term that more that 2 people call it.
Let’s go shred Sebi’s surf shop with grandmas liquor