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When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.
Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…
Similar to web surfing. What somebody does when they are looking for something on their computer, usually an old assignment or paper that could be reused. Also what people do with somebody elses computer in attempt to find their porn.
Jane did not feel like writing a 4 page essay, so she folder surf so she could turn in a paper she wrote 3 years ago.
Michael borrowed George computer, assuming george had porn on his computer Michael folder surf.
When you have a great surf session & you're super stoked because you caught really good waves.
Surfing was super fun today. My "Surf-Esteem" is at a all time high!
Riding a populist argument hoping you never fall into the actual wave.
Lindsey Graham Was happily base surfing until he supported the election results and got sucked into Qanon hit list.
A populist-esque phenomenon. When someone adopts position after position because the position’s in-group popularity or astroturfed popularity.
This is most often done to increase (social) media engagement rather than being a sincerely held belief or only becomes a sincerely held belief as a result of its popularity and not its rationale or substance.
Surfing from narrative wave to narrative wave of popular opinion among one’s in group.
why are conservatives now supporting abortion and gay rights?
They’re narrative surfing dude.
To riding a One Wheel on a grassy or dirt surface, (trail, field, ect) while carving (zigzagging) in a very similar motion as noted in surfing, snowboarding, or skateboarding.
I found this sick trail on the All Trails app, Im heard out there know to Dirt Surf.
Backyard surfing is a discrete way to say smoking marijuana.
have to go to work but then im gonna do some backyard surfing then get some mucho munchies