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1.to be so fucking fat it physically squeeses all the smartness out of your skull making you retarded.
2. a person who is not only grotesquely and ginormously over weight but is stupid too
like a sausage
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Also known as a food stamp card. One might be issued one of these by the government if they're too retarded and/or lazy to work for sustenance or if they're a mooching leach bilking the system and lying about aspects of their lives so that they pocket the cash when selling discounted groceries to others using said tard card.
Jenny: I'm too fucking stupid and lazy to work but whoring around and squirting out maggot children is so much fun.
Steve: Go to the welfare office and get a tard card so you can at least feed your maggot spawn and your fat stupid lazy ass.
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Despite what some people think a shonen tard is someone that like shonen more than other genres of anime.
Other shonen Tards like naruto but I like Fairy Tail.
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Adjective describing persons who are slow, poor, or incompetent at playing and/or understanding the Wii games or Wii game system.
While playing bowling on the Wii game system, Jerry immortalized his status as a Wii-tard by continually throwing the bowling ball backwards.
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the reference of someone wearing blue armor as being a retard, only modifying the word, making them a blue tard
Caboose, you're such a blue tard!
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Someone's who's electronically challenged, and always relies on the local "computer expert" (you) to help them attach files to e-mails or download hentai. E-tards tend to be over 40 and have not once considered Googling their problem, due to the fact they might hurt themselves if they try.
They only understand your instructions after you simplify them at least three times, and never remember the names of anything related to computers. They only understand what the Start Menu is if you tell the it's "the little green button in the bottom-left corner that says Start". It is physically impossible for them to memorize and recall processes with more than three steps. Trying to help an e-tard do something more complicated than locate a file plays out like an Abbott and Costello routine from hell.
Over 95% of all e-tards use Windows (typically XP or Vista). This is due to the fact that when they bought their first computer, they didn't feel like overspending on something they wouldn't use. It's kind of ironic, since it'd probably easier for them to use a Mac (simpler design, sexy graphics everywhere).
However, the e-tard is not a creature to be hated for their ignorance, but pitied, and even sympathized with. Because, in about 30 years, when cyborgs take over the MindNet and you can't remember how to log off, you are going to be so fucked.
A typical exchange with the most common e-tard: your mother:
Your mom: Honey, how do I log out of your father's account?
You: Start Menu, click Log Off.
Your mom: Where's the Start Menu?
You: Click the Start Button.
Your mom: Where's that?
You: Bottom-left corner. It says start.
Your mom: Okay. Now what?
You: Click Log Off.
Your mom: Where's that?
You: *sigh* Lemme show you.
At this point, you walk over and log off for h-what the fuck? Did your dad really save goat porn to his desktop? Jesus Christ. How did he even find that without your help? And the filename is "goatporn_02". Subtle.
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Peeing one's pants in an unfortunate situation.
Someone who thought the drop of fear was for sight seeing. Peed his pants on the way down. The pee hit the people in the line. Peee - tard!
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